billy guilfoyle
Space was the beginning. Then microscopic me. Then a little bigger. Then a lot bigger. A sophisticated rebel, I busted out of the womb and bam! I was on the scene. Playing with legos, cracking eggs on the carpet, you name it. I was a pampers wearin' party animal. Fast forward to dropping out in the 9th grade, which I'm still very proud of. As Einstein said, "The only time my education was ever interrupted was when I was in school." First kiss: 18 years old First time paying taxes: 16 years old